I have to agree with you on the pregnancy one. You don’t want to be hungover because you’re already going to be exhausted for the foreseeable future. Plus, being drunk and operating the video camera doesn’t go well together.
My newborn has his first doctor appointment today. And since sleep is now just an old friend I used to know, I’m going to be crushing this with some sweet dark nectar.
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So there’s an app to see if people open the email?
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Try the west side.
You’d fit right in here in Tennessee.
I have to agree with you on the pregnancy one. You don’t want to be hungover because you’re already going to be exhausted for the foreseeable future. Plus, being drunk and operating the video camera doesn’t go well together.
That’s why I chose not to go to school in Memphis. I read somewhere you’re statistically more likely to get shot than get a parking ticket there.
My newborn has his first doctor appointment today. And since sleep is now just an old friend I used to know, I’m going to be crushing this with some sweet dark nectar.
Been up all night waiting on my wife to deliver our firstborn. I could really use some coffee.
You have to go with the only logical response at this point: “Shooters shoot.” The guy’s got to respect that.
Played football with a guy who had a massive dome. They had to special order his helmet. We called him bucket.
Try throwing it at them.
The new age assholes calls them “vape breaks.”
That’s not financially possible with grad school loans.
Definitely wasn’t expecting this to be dropped this early.
My wife said the same thing.
#KimmelKonspiracy
Glad I’m not the only one who makes guests take their shoes off before stepping on the hardwood.
Good luck.
I laughed at this more than I probably should have.
Old Baldy, you SOB. Booked another trip last month.