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Morning Coffee Thoughts

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY MOTHER FUCKERS. WE ARE HERE, WE ARE CAFFEINATED, AND WE ARE READY TO SHIT ON THE OPPOSITION. EVERY MORNING YOU SHOULD REMIND YOURSELF THAT YOU’RE A KILLING MACHINE INSTINCTIVELY DRIVEN BY THE NEED TO SUCCEED. TAKE THIS TIME TO MEDITATE ON THE FACT THAT YOU’RE AN ANIMAL WITH ONE DESIRE — THE DESIRE TO STACK CASH. ALLOW YOURSELF TO EMBRACE YOUR PRIMAL DEAL-SEEKING NATURE AND THEN UNLEASH THE BEAST WITHIN UPON THE ILL-PREPARED OUTSIDE WORLD. NO MAN CAN STOP YOU. THEY CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN YOU. IF YOU’VE ALLOWED YOUR FULL POTENTIAL TO LIE DORMANT, DEEP WITHIN THE SURFACE OF YOUR BEING, WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO STRIKE AND BURY YOUR OPPONENTS, NOW IS THE TIME. TODAY IS THE DAY. THIS IS THE HOUR. UPON YOU IS THE MINUTE. DREAM BIG, GRIND HARD, CLOSE DEALS, STACK CASH, LIVE DREAMS.

Holy shit that was awful. We have to cancel that out with some DMX. It’s the only way. Try to refrain from curb-stomping your boss or the nearest insufferable coworker after you let this fire soak into your soul.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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