There was a helicopter hovering over the city today as I was leaving work. I thought it was a country about to drop a bomb on us, glad it’s just a confused Bernie supporter.
Although this was an interesting column, the need to brag about being a bitchy girl at the end seemed a bit forced. Maybe save it for a netflix and pizza column, old sport.
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I’m 6’3 and slept in a Twin XL until I graduated last year.
Who cares?
There was a helicopter hovering over the city today as I was leaving work. I thought it was a country about to drop a bomb on us, glad it’s just a confused Bernie supporter.
Would
I had my first major post grad screw up at work today and reading this column was easily the most anxiety inducing part of my day.
very decisive response.
I never see sorority girls eating in groups larger than 3 because they all secretly hate each other.
I never jerk off before dates. It kills my social skills.
I think my being able to understand girls is a curse. Instead of enjoying wistful optimism, I am intuitive enough to know that none of them want me.
Although I respect your apathy, I actually like busier days at work only because the time goes by much faster.
Leave us alone.
Instagram and snapchat are both owned by Facebook so I don’t think this is as malicious as it seems.
Also, watch out for that typo on the penultimate paragraph.
Not a surprise that Duda has a hot sister.
Fire JayTas
I thought this was going to be much more supportive. My Friday morning brain was not prepared for this hot take.
People who read fantasy tend to be more liberal than the average American. I’m sure the same holds true for Lord of The Rings or really any novel.
Great article, Shibs. With regard to boring girls, I find that post-sex conversation is far more enjoyable than pre-sex convo.
I’m tingling with excitement from this break room stall.
Although this was an interesting column, the need to brag about being a bitchy girl at the end seemed a bit forced. Maybe save it for a netflix and pizza column, old sport.
It’s just easier to be a decent person rather than making the situation awkward.