Wouldn’t be terribly upset if I got the flu because I don’t want to be at work.
I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.
Not a work wife, not yet a work mom. PGP.
I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.
I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.
Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.
Only two single people in the wedding party – me and the groom’s 16-year-old brother. PGP.
Got my first raise last week. Found out today it was just enough to put me in the next tax bracket and now I’m effectively making less money. PGP.
My girlfriend is taking fifth year. I’m not. PGP.
Getting more happy birthday wishes from LinkedIn than all other social media. PGP.