Turns out the guy I’m going on a date with tonight is 6’8″ which makes him 20 inches taller than me. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.

Finding out that college was basically an $80,000 Excel workshop. PGP.

“Did you ever leave last night?” PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

Left the office 15 minutes before I turned 23. PGP.

“…has requested a read receipt on this email.” PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.