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Snooki, you’ve come a long way, baby.
From dancing on top of tables and getting decked in the face by some asshole to a spin-off about married suburban life that nobody cared about, we’ve seen this young woman grow up (and throw up) before our very eyes.
Now Snooki, a married mother of two, has decided to enter a new arena of her “stardom” and dust off a Trope commonly used by ‘Real Housewives’ everywhere: release a music video featuring a godawful song.
Check out the monstrosity:
Now, let’s get a couple of things out of the way quickly:
1.) The song is awful.
2.) The music video is borderline creepy.
3.) They’re really getting their money’s worth out of the green screen and auto-tune they paid for.
4.) Who the fuck is the creepy ballerina girl? That’s not one of her kids. WHY.
Now that we got that out of the way, I’ve got to say that it’s not that awful. It’s actually pretty funny.
Not “Ha-Ha” funny, and not “Holy shit, look at this trainwreck” funny. It’s more like “Okay, she’s poking fun at herself.”
I’ve got to give her credit in that regard. She’s rapping about her stretch marks and saggy nipples — things just about every mother can relate to, right? It’s a joke, clearly. Not a super funny one, but you’ve got to give her credit for trying.
She’s not taking this seriously. In fact, it’s the polar opposite of this gem from former Miss USA and ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ cast member Kenya Moore.
Snooki, you might not be ‘Gone With the Wind Fabulous,’ but you’ll always be America’s meatball..
[via Entertainment Weekly]
Image via YouTube