When you’re work crutch leaves early and you’re afraid to ask anyone else how to do your job.

Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday. PGP.

I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.

Snow pisses me off. PGP.

Work wife put in her two weeks notice to take a job across the country. I’m legitimately upset about it. PGP.

Figured out I can spend the first hour and ten minutes of my work day doing absolutely nothing and no one notices. Not sure if PGP or PGPowermove….

Today I reported someone for smoking in a non-smoking area. At the age of 24, I have officially sold out. PGP

My boss likes to remind me that I have the lowest level position in the company. #pgp

Being too tired to have sex. PGP. Doing it anyway because you stayed the night and don’t want her to think you’ve transitioned into legitimately dating. PGP.

Explaining your Fantasy Football team name on the first date.