It’s only a matter of time before the girl I’m dating realizes what a professional mess I am. PGP.

“We should get you trained up on that”. PGP.

“I know this isn’t in your wheelhouse, but…” PGP

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

Intentionally requesting PTO the Friday before a Monday holiday. PGPM

It’s my birthday today. Really hoping none of my co-workers find out.

Form email rejections. PGP.