Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

“Let’s take this conversation off-line.” PGP.

“So you’re pretty good with excel? Would you mind…” PGP

DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.

I had to google who won the Oscars last night because sleep was more important. PGP

Officially hit the age where girls turn down free drinks from me. PGP.

People you don’t know who know your name

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.