I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

The guy in the stall next to mine said “Bless you” when I sneezed. PGP.

I’m a morning person. PGP.

Mom and Dad sent me as the “family rep” to Easter dinner because they didn’t want to go. PGP.

I have such a laissez faire approach to applying to jobs that I’m sure somewhere a recruiter hates me. PGP

Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”

My coworker is loudly playing music on Monday morning. It’s fucking Monday. PGP.

Knowing what kind of a day it’s going to be based on that first trip to the bathroom

I got to sleep in til 6:30 today.

The dreaded warm toilet seat. PGP.