I hate staying out until closing time. PGP.

My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

Occasionally chugging a cheap beer just to feel alive again. PGP.

My favorite Chipotle order gave me instant heartburn today.

Just got my first work wife. She just put in her two-weeks. PGP.

Owing money to the government. PGP.

People keep telling me to have a good weekend. I work in tax and accounting.

Putting your office goggles on can easily turn that 5 down the hall into a solid 8. I’ve got to get out more. PGP

A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.