Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I just had to buy stamps for the first time in my life. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Who had it right. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. PGP.

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Porterhouse Taste, flank budget. PGP. #respectthesteak

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Just saw someone back into my boss’s car. I need to buy them a drink. PGP.

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Groupon wine tastings. PGP.

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We really need to drill down further into the numbers here. PGP.

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**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

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Requesting to move to DEFCON 1. The coffee machine in my office just broke. PGP.

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I remember when waking up stiff in the morning was a good thing. PGP.

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Bringing the coffee with me to the can. PGPM.