Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Dude in the stall beside me was shamelessly blaring gangster rap from his phone. PGPM for him. PGP for me.

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I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

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My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.

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I have every major news app on my phone. PGP.

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A guy named Michael Hunt just started in my company today. I’m probably going to get fired. PGP.

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Just introduced myself to someone for the 4th time since starting this job 2 months ago. PGP.

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First time being hungover at the office. Worst experience of my life. PGP.

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All of my pictures in my cube are hung up with thumb tacks cause I’m too poor for a picture frame. PGP.

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So tired this morning that I couldn’t type my password right and locked myself out. PGP.

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Ringing a bell : Pavlov’s dogs drooling :: Smelling coffee : Me pooping. PGP.

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