Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Should I get one of those big exercise balls to sit on at my desk? PGP.

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The “friendly reminder” e-mail from tech support regarding the company’s internet use policy. PGP.

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The piece of shit that made popcorn for an afternoon snack. PGP.

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Do I really need to tip if I’m getting carry out? PGP.

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“If I take a melatonin this late I’ll be tired all day tomorrow.” PGP.

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I think I can have my credit card paid off in the next two or three months. PGP.

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