Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

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Taking Gas-X pills is like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound for me. PGP.

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I just finally paid off my credit card debt. I have no idea what to do now. PGP.

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I just charged on the company card $1,100 for flight and hotel to visit a client that is only paying us $7,500 for our product. PGPM.

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I’ve perfected the art of using a diagonal piece of bread as a hot dog bun. PGP.

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Got to the office five minutes early. Left my laptop at home. PGP.

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My New Year’s resolution is the same as it was sophomore year in college: To stop pissing myself while blacked out. PGP.

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I just made an entire meal out of condiments from the break room fridge. PGP.

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Praying that my tax return will be enough to knock out a nice chunk of my credit card debt. PGP.

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Show me the way to go home now. I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. PGP.

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