“You don’t look like the marrying type.” PGP.

In a wedding but just as an usher. PGP.

Knowing you’re due for your annual act of mischief and debauchery but still dealing with the fallout from last years incident. PGP.

Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

Getting your entire office of millennials hooked on PGP. PGP.

Told I’m one of the top 2 candidates. Didn’t get the job. PGP.

New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.