Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.

Having the hors d’oeuvres at networking events count as your dinner for the evening. PGP.

My floor’s AC was turned off for a good part of the afternoon yesterday. My floor was the only floor in the office where the AC went off. PGP.

Didn’t realize I had a small hole near the elbow of my shirt until 10 a.m. at work yesterday. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.

Got the first sunburns of the season this weekend. The longest period of time I was outside was an hour for brunch on the patio. PGP.

Last week on the job and trying to pretend like I still give a shit. PGP.

Realized at a high school grad party that I’m the drunk cousin. PGP.

I don’t know who Todd is and I’m too prideful to ask in the comment section at this point. PGP.

Having more notifications on LinkedIn than Insta. PGP.