I missed my train on purpose this morning so I could just have a few more minutes to myself. PGP.

Staying two extra minutes late, but just so you don’t have to walk out with anybody. PGP.

My coffee intake has doubled since graduating. Not because my job is harder than school, just more boring. PGP.

Actually being the stalled vehicle on the side of the road you always hear on rush hour traffic reports. PGP.

I have more in common with my boss’s kids than my boss. PGP.

Pop Tarts and coffee for breakfast. May not be a nutritional balance, but it’s definitely a maturity one. PGP.

Just celebrated my two-year anniversary. With my cat. PGP.

“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.

Having to work on your flight to vacation, but not having the balls to expense the in-flight wifi. PGP.

Answering the office phone is basically corporate Russian Roulette. PGP.