living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
not there to workout and get hit on. I avoid hitting on anyone at the gym…since its where i go to decompress. Occasional check out but usually headphones in and hoodie up.
Gym guy: Does she wear her hair down or she have it up in a ponytail? Low-key sign she might be down and single since if she wears it down, not 100% certain but just a potential indicator. Best of luck and be low-key about asking her out and mention something about being hungry and finding out about this really good healthy place nearby.
I hold an innate distrust for those who are perpetually cheerful, like when a cute redhead says she isn’t “crazy”, and i fully agree that some people are just happier or can find happiness in things (small and large)(That’s what she said) far better than i can. But as the saying goes it can’t rain all the time and the sun doesn’t always shine. In summation don’t trust her she probably murderers homeless people
Just have the talk and stop wasting each other’s time. 6 Months Chuck that’s twice the length of a fling and can be seen as a relationship. Sure at the beginning maybe all she wanted was a rando guaranteed hook up that didn’t require much effort but safe to say she likes what you’re bringing to the table and her view might of changed but being that she thinks all dudes are scared of commitment and she might think you’ll see her as clingy then that might be why she hasn’t broached the subject since.
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keyword being “single” lol
not there to workout and get hit on. I avoid hitting on anyone at the gym…since its where i go to decompress. Occasional check out but usually headphones in and hoodie up.
Nah…tried it and we got Harvey
Gym guy: Does she wear her hair down or she have it up in a ponytail? Low-key sign she might be down and single since if she wears it down, not 100% certain but just a potential indicator. Best of luck and be low-key about asking her out and mention something about being hungry and finding out about this really good healthy place nearby.
Sup? How’s your workday goin?
girls in sun dresses should be a year round affair
Every Pinterest pin is a repressed thought of murder
I hold an innate distrust for those who are perpetually cheerful, like when a cute redhead says she isn’t “crazy”, and i fully agree that some people are just happier or can find happiness in things (small and large)(That’s what she said) far better than i can. But as the saying goes it can’t rain all the time and the sun doesn’t always shine. In summation don’t trust her she probably murderers homeless people
Feel free to send her my way….she can only go up at this point.
Sup?
Name checks out
I feel like your posts are what Jian Yang from Silicone Valley would consider “burns”
Shooters gonna shoot
Also nice #Humblebrag article Chuck
Just have the talk and stop wasting each other’s time. 6 Months Chuck that’s twice the length of a fling and can be seen as a relationship. Sure at the beginning maybe all she wanted was a rando guaranteed hook up that didn’t require much effort but safe to say she likes what you’re bringing to the table and her view might of changed but being that she thinks all dudes are scared of commitment and she might think you’ll see her as clingy then that might be why she hasn’t broached the subject since.
You wouldnt use a lifted truck to haul stuff. The more you lift the worse your payload and towing become.
But what did you shoot on you morning round of golf before deciding to take lunch?
Hurricane Harvey solo beers since we might get Friday off
What kind of monster uses lemon in combination with avocado? Lime only
I might currently be having a few solo lunch beers