living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Think he just needs to be stuck here. I hated Houston at the start when i moved here a few years ago but now its not bad and has grown on me. Austin traffic is garbage and at least Houston traffic is garbage cause the metro area has 6 million people.
TLDR but why complain about something that kills an hour of work and which you can openly spend 100% of time surfing on your phone without being judged or getting in trouble? Plus free snacks and shit…
JD someone actually told you out on a sidewalk to put out the cig you just lit up? I would have lit up a 2nd one and smoked two at a time just mess with them..
Not having to deal with Houston traffic it would be 100% worth it plus I’d get to wear joggers all day and no one can narq me out if i decided to have 1 or 4 lunch beers. I don’t need Gina from HR getting on my shit about my burgeoning alcoholism
Take her to play mini golf Josh. T because its competitive and you can do the classic move where you teach her how to follow through with her hips when she puts. One of the best dates I’ve had that ended very well was when i took a girl to go play laser tag and we followed it up with margs and tacos at this mexican place.
……there…..are……no…..words. That’s like saying you’ve never had ice cream on a hot day, ran on some freshly cut grass with your bare feet, or known the love of a good dog…..how are y’all considered to have lived?
And most of it is produced in Kentucky, hence the term Kentucky Sippin’ Bourbon. Just like champagne can only be called champagne if its from a certain region in France otherwise its sparkling wine.
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Think he just needs to be stuck here. I hated Houston at the start when i moved here a few years ago but now its not bad and has grown on me. Austin traffic is garbage and at least Houston traffic is garbage cause the metro area has 6 million people.
Houston got hella good food tho and no damn snow…but we do flood like every goddamn year now.
What kind office passes a collection plate/card? Think you need to find another place to work.
You better be working on that book Nived.
I stopped reading after “i grabbed a beer from the office fridge”….does your job have any opening for accountants?
TLDR but why complain about something that kills an hour of work and which you can openly spend 100% of time surfing on your phone without being judged or getting in trouble? Plus free snacks and shit…
JD someone actually told you out on a sidewalk to put out the cig you just lit up? I would have lit up a 2nd one and smoked two at a time just mess with them..
If you’re in Texas just bring some tamales
Not having to deal with Houston traffic it would be 100% worth it plus I’d get to wear joggers all day and no one can narq me out if i decided to have 1 or 4 lunch beers. I don’t need Gina from HR getting on my shit about my burgeoning alcoholism
Write a book
PDQ, Raisin Canes, Pluckers
Certified proven move…I’ve done Kite flying as a date choice just make sure to bring a bottle of wine.
Take her to play mini golf Josh. T because its competitive and you can do the classic move where you teach her how to follow through with her hips when she puts. One of the best dates I’ve had that ended very well was when i took a girl to go play laser tag and we followed it up with margs and tacos at this mexican place.
……there…..are……no…..words. That’s like saying you’ve never had ice cream on a hot day, ran on some freshly cut grass with your bare feet, or known the love of a good dog…..how are y’all considered to have lived?
And most of it is produced in Kentucky, hence the term Kentucky Sippin’ Bourbon. Just like champagne can only be called champagne if its from a certain region in France otherwise its sparkling wine.
Double Trash Take you don’t talk ill of Scotch or disrespect the best spirit America makes, Bourbon.
That just reminded me of the scene from Forest Gump where he’s just sitting outside while his mom is with the principal.
Good to see you and Theo got over that ruff patch in your relationship……..I’ll see my way out
PS. Solid job Chuck it was pretty hilarious.
“Primary Weapons: Fear and manipulation” for Pennywise…huh…so my ex has the same powers as IT
Yeah he needs to learn to take L’s better. Though i dont blame him on that last hail mary pass.