You guys want to know how to really pay off your student debt and be a huge asshole while doing it? Good, that’s what I thought: Liquidate all your assets out of US bank accounts, open an offshore account or access an account and re-route your online activity through a proxy server and Tor browser. Link that account to a stock exchange and then stop paying your student loan payments so that you default on purpose. Take the payment amounts that otherwise would go to the loan provider and buy shares of student loan debt collections agencies. Given then fact that monthly payments are so high, you’ll be able to buy the majority of available shares next to the owners of the actual companies since the stock is cheap and the volume of shares is relatively low. Keep doing this for an extended amount of time and watch as the stock value of these companies increases with every kid that defaults on their student loans. The loan companies pay these collections agencies to then collect from defaulted debtors and since the student loan debt amount has exceeded $1.2 trillion, the probability of people defaulting on their loans is extremely high, which lines your pockets. Quit your job so they cant garnish your wages and do jobs that pay under the table. When these collections agencies stocks skyrocket 5 years from now, cash out and reap the returns, pay back your student debt and the interest faster than you would have if you actually kept paying the monthly payments and then take the money left over and reinvest some and then live off the rest. If you pull this off, you wil be the most famous person in the history of the Millennial generation lol
We just filled the last remaining Dev. opening for our global notification platform. Look for Dev. Openings at Chewy.com, Robinhood, Acorns, Jet, Postmates, etc. a lot of companies offshore their Dev. Resources to save a buck which sucks
Ex-Creative/Copywriter at an advertising agency with solid client base, Ex-nuclear metrology lab technician at a nuclear power plant under the watch of the NRC, Ex-Product/Asset Manager for a defense company with procurement/supply chain visibility to projects under wraps, currently a documentarian photographer as a side hustle. Also currently a Mobile Product Manager for mobile apps development and design with a focus in data analytics
Guys! This has absolutely nothing to do with the article topic (Michael Scott is the man, btw)…but I just got invited to an exclusive summit in the hills of Napa Valley for a work thing at the end of this month…it’s for executives in the mobile industry from (FB, Twitter, IG, Snapchat, Postmates) to discuss things…this is basically a gathering of the fucking Illuminati of the app industry…send me questions you want answered and I’ll provide info once I get back. I’m not joking
I should probably convert my comments and thoughts into more columns so I can be a remote writer on here. After looking at my comments, I’ve basically written a Encyclopedia 3 times over incrementally but with more sasssssssssssssss lol
If you see Men in Black Suits coming out of an unmarked Black SUV…run. They are going to question you and if you don’t give them the answers they want, they are going to kill you. No, this isn’t in reference to that movie series that Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones were in but that movie is in reference to what I’m talking to you about right now
To the guy in petroleum: get your degree then pivot to an energy source that is sustainable and isn’t a finite commodity in a relative sense. I understand that petroleum is in right now and has been long before the establishment of the petro dollar but don’t become one of those people who think this a completely secure asset, it’s not. Use that engineering education to research and help develop energy sources that reach a 0 point (ground state energy & cold fusion energy), don’t listen to your dad, you’re going to be miserable just like every other guy sitting in a shitty cubicle who listened to their dad’s when they were your age. If you develop these technologies successfully you will be the most successful person in human history and you’d save the human race. You will also probably be killed by the people who really run everything because this system is set up to suffocate anything that can be distributed freely without exploitation of labor and profit for their personal gain. Take one for the team here, kid. We’re counting on you
Tell a street fashion Instagram model that you will sell them Yeezy 750’s for like $7,000 and then burn them when you meet up with them in some sketchy back alley behind a shitty bodega
Be a banker and swindle people’s retirement savings and then get bailed out by those same people later without going to jail
Spit on a seagull or a Canadian Goose. They will fuck you up
Flip off a woman who misplaced her child at a public park and is freaking out for no reason because her stupid kid is hiding under the swirly sled thing
Wait, so you guys aren’t discussing value investing theories in emerging companies/markets, the impending housing bubble that’s going to burst again soon, the fact that having children and then trying to become “green” is dumber than driving a fleet of Hummers everywhere while throwing styrofoam packing peanuts out all of the windows constantly like a parade of selfish, self sabotaging psychos, the fact that Paris Hilton’s dog has a higher net worth than all of us, probably?…oh, that’s right, I’m the one that’s not tethered to any sort of reality. Sorry, I forgot. Excuse me
Fall has already begun to take shape up here in the Northeast and you know what that means: Photosynthesis is getting choked off and so is our oxygen supply which is how we keep population numbers in such good harmony with nature up here lol
Orrrrr you could not listen to me and just do what some assholes are doing: saving little bits of money to maybe acquire 1 share of Amazon stock @ ~ $1,000 just so they can go to their idiot friends who buy new clothes every weekend because they thought they found a “deal” but actually subconsciously do it because they have a deep void to fill within themselves that they are “getting into” investing
Invest in a company that desalinates sea water to then provide drinking water to people in areas where it is scarce…given the climate change we are experiencing, fresh drinkable water reserves are depleting while simultaneously, sea levels are rising due to the ice caps melting. This provides more water for this company to desalinate to then provide more drinking water to people. Yes, with such drastic changes in climate, population densities will thin out in certain regions but the ones that remain will be a harbor for people and people need drinking water. The rise in stock value of this company has increased parallel to the rise in natural disasters with a 5 year look back window. Things are only going to get worse 5 years from now so why not recoup some cash from the problem we all have a hand in creating together!
Not signing my name as the beneficiary of your life insurance policy is a definite deal break for me. It’s not my fault I decided not to eat carbs or grains or sugar as a long term investment strategy to further diversify my portfolio…I don’t do it for health, guys. I’m not a fucking loser
For the people that are pointing their fans to blow the hurricane away: That’s what HAARP located in Alaska is for. There’s a reason why it’s strategically placed under the Jet Stream. But instead of using it to deter severe weather patterns away from here, it is used to strategically manipulate weather patterns for strategic benefit lol
Ex defense industry PM here: meetings were the best thing for someone my age who was so much younger than everyone else. I learned a ton of stuff and also got to see how these decision makers think. Although a lot of things a fucked up, that knowledge can be applied elsewhere. I also liked getting away from my desk so meetings were kinda like recess for me
I kinda wanna be drunk all the time so I can go through life with absolutely no repercussions since I will never remember anything I did or said. Basically become a non-existent living person that’s attracted to bright neon lights, chicken wings, and Area 51
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It’s been happening to all my comments lately and Will’s. Someone is cleverly fucking with the system
You guys want to know how to really pay off your student debt and be a huge asshole while doing it? Good, that’s what I thought: Liquidate all your assets out of US bank accounts, open an offshore account or access an account and re-route your online activity through a proxy server and Tor browser. Link that account to a stock exchange and then stop paying your student loan payments so that you default on purpose. Take the payment amounts that otherwise would go to the loan provider and buy shares of student loan debt collections agencies. Given then fact that monthly payments are so high, you’ll be able to buy the majority of available shares next to the owners of the actual companies since the stock is cheap and the volume of shares is relatively low. Keep doing this for an extended amount of time and watch as the stock value of these companies increases with every kid that defaults on their student loans. The loan companies pay these collections agencies to then collect from defaulted debtors and since the student loan debt amount has exceeded $1.2 trillion, the probability of people defaulting on their loans is extremely high, which lines your pockets. Quit your job so they cant garnish your wages and do jobs that pay under the table. When these collections agencies stocks skyrocket 5 years from now, cash out and reap the returns, pay back your student debt and the interest faster than you would have if you actually kept paying the monthly payments and then take the money left over and reinvest some and then live off the rest. If you pull this off, you wil be the most famous person in the history of the Millennial generation lol
You just blew my fucking mind but I honestly wouldn’t even be surprised if this was 100% true
We just filled the last remaining Dev. opening for our global notification platform. Look for Dev. Openings at Chewy.com, Robinhood, Acorns, Jet, Postmates, etc. a lot of companies offshore their Dev. Resources to save a buck which sucks
Ex-Creative/Copywriter at an advertising agency with solid client base, Ex-nuclear metrology lab technician at a nuclear power plant under the watch of the NRC, Ex-Product/Asset Manager for a defense company with procurement/supply chain visibility to projects under wraps, currently a documentarian photographer as a side hustle. Also currently a Mobile Product Manager for mobile apps development and design with a focus in data analytics
Guys! This has absolutely nothing to do with the article topic (Michael Scott is the man, btw)…but I just got invited to an exclusive summit in the hills of Napa Valley for a work thing at the end of this month…it’s for executives in the mobile industry from (FB, Twitter, IG, Snapchat, Postmates) to discuss things…this is basically a gathering of the fucking Illuminati of the app industry…send me questions you want answered and I’ll provide info once I get back. I’m not joking
I should probably convert my comments and thoughts into more columns so I can be a remote writer on here. After looking at my comments, I’ve basically written a Encyclopedia 3 times over incrementally but with more sasssssssssssssss lol
If you see Men in Black Suits coming out of an unmarked Black SUV…run. They are going to question you and if you don’t give them the answers they want, they are going to kill you. No, this isn’t in reference to that movie series that Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones were in but that movie is in reference to what I’m talking to you about right now
To the guy in petroleum: get your degree then pivot to an energy source that is sustainable and isn’t a finite commodity in a relative sense. I understand that petroleum is in right now and has been long before the establishment of the petro dollar but don’t become one of those people who think this a completely secure asset, it’s not. Use that engineering education to research and help develop energy sources that reach a 0 point (ground state energy & cold fusion energy), don’t listen to your dad, you’re going to be miserable just like every other guy sitting in a shitty cubicle who listened to their dad’s when they were your age. If you develop these technologies successfully you will be the most successful person in human history and you’d save the human race. You will also probably be killed by the people who really run everything because this system is set up to suffocate anything that can be distributed freely without exploitation of labor and profit for their personal gain. Take one for the team here, kid. We’re counting on you
Same thing happened to me on my wisdom scriptures last week…
Wear a Tap Out shirt literally anywhere.
Tell a street fashion Instagram model that you will sell them Yeezy 750’s for like $7,000 and then burn them when you meet up with them in some sketchy back alley behind a shitty bodega
Be a banker and swindle people’s retirement savings and then get bailed out by those same people later without going to jail
Spit on a seagull or a Canadian Goose. They will fuck you up
Flip off a woman who misplaced her child at a public park and is freaking out for no reason because her stupid kid is hiding under the swirly sled thing
Wait, so you guys aren’t discussing value investing theories in emerging companies/markets, the impending housing bubble that’s going to burst again soon, the fact that having children and then trying to become “green” is dumber than driving a fleet of Hummers everywhere while throwing styrofoam packing peanuts out all of the windows constantly like a parade of selfish, self sabotaging psychos, the fact that Paris Hilton’s dog has a higher net worth than all of us, probably?…oh, that’s right, I’m the one that’s not tethered to any sort of reality. Sorry, I forgot. Excuse me
Fall has already begun to take shape up here in the Northeast and you know what that means: Photosynthesis is getting choked off and so is our oxygen supply which is how we keep population numbers in such good harmony with nature up here lol
Orrrrr you could not listen to me and just do what some assholes are doing: saving little bits of money to maybe acquire 1 share of Amazon stock @ ~ $1,000 just so they can go to their idiot friends who buy new clothes every weekend because they thought they found a “deal” but actually subconsciously do it because they have a deep void to fill within themselves that they are “getting into” investing
Invest in a company that desalinates sea water to then provide drinking water to people in areas where it is scarce…given the climate change we are experiencing, fresh drinkable water reserves are depleting while simultaneously, sea levels are rising due to the ice caps melting. This provides more water for this company to desalinate to then provide more drinking water to people. Yes, with such drastic changes in climate, population densities will thin out in certain regions but the ones that remain will be a harbor for people and people need drinking water. The rise in stock value of this company has increased parallel to the rise in natural disasters with a 5 year look back window. Things are only going to get worse 5 years from now so why not recoup some cash from the problem we all have a hand in creating together!
Not signing my name as the beneficiary of your life insurance policy is a definite deal break for me. It’s not my fault I decided not to eat carbs or grains or sugar as a long term investment strategy to further diversify my portfolio…I don’t do it for health, guys. I’m not a fucking loser
For the people that are pointing their fans to blow the hurricane away: That’s what HAARP located in Alaska is for. There’s a reason why it’s strategically placed under the Jet Stream. But instead of using it to deter severe weather patterns away from here, it is used to strategically manipulate weather patterns for strategic benefit lol
Ex defense industry PM here: meetings were the best thing for someone my age who was so much younger than everyone else. I learned a ton of stuff and also got to see how these decision makers think. Although a lot of things a fucked up, that knowledge can be applied elsewhere. I also liked getting away from my desk so meetings were kinda like recess for me
I’m just connecting dots over here like the person who makes those cool looking constellation maps of the stars in space
I kinda wanna be drunk all the time so I can go through life with absolutely no repercussions since I will never remember anything I did or said. Basically become a non-existent living person that’s attracted to bright neon lights, chicken wings, and Area 51