Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Enough With The Instagram Posts About “How Lucky You Are” To Live Somewhere

    Although we are lucky to live here in this country as a whole, imagine if the market had a 40 or 50% correction since what is currently skyrocketing up, must eventually come down. That would crumble millions people’s assets and savings, Poole would lose their jobs and every time unemployment goes up, thousands of people die every year following that. Healthcare would be much more expensive than it already is and the dollar has been slowly getting debased if it’s value which could lead to sweeping inflation. I know IG is a highlight reel for your average/unamusing lives but if all of this happens and you haven’t moved some of your worth over to foreign markets that are growing, you’re gonna sink with the ship. When that happens, that’s like being the hottest Waffle House waitress in terms of country comparisons lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on How To Ensure You're Single This Cuffing Season

    I’m extremely bearish on coupling during a widespread cuffing season when aimless demand is high. This will over value individual relationships making the buy-in level less opportune while setting up these relationships for a crash in the coming months when the weather becomes warm and sunny. I am bullish on socking away as much money as possible during this time so you can meet the newly single people on the other side of this darkness with disposable income to spare on real dates and fun travel opportunities.

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Necessary Evil That Is Dressing Up For Halloween As A Male

    I learned a lot from my previous job experience which was in supply chain. I got to see how top companies like Apple deal with their contract manufacturers and their component sources that make all the tech stuff like semi-conductors and everything else and I learned to invest in those smaller companies instead of just Apple because they have much larger room for growth and a typical “design registration” for their products in Apple’s products last 2-4 years. I learned by doing a lot of experimenting too and failing but since I found Jim Grant’s writing about finance, I’ve learned more than reading things anywhere else online or in books or even in school

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Necessary Evil That Is Dressing Up For Halloween As A Male

    To be honest, I am not in finance. I currently am a Product Manager that helps develop mobile apps and machine learning functions…I picked up investing and trading as a hobby a year ago and although I don’t have a ton of money to throw around and call myself an actual investor, I really love the research and analysis aspects that go into investing decisions. So far, things have worked for me but everyone’s strategy is different. I do a lot of reading and research, kind of an unhealthy amount actually.

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Ranking The Best Days To Break Up With Someone

    Monday isn’t so bad for this because it already sucks so piling something that sucks on top of that kind of mitigates the suckiness for the other days of the week. Plus, once you’ve reached rock bottom, you only can go up from there. Trust me, I reach rock bottom on a near daily basis but look at me now

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Mailbag: Getting Into The Dating App Game, A Significant Other Who Is Spiraling, And 5-Year High School Reunions

    Dear girl who is dating the guy who could be her dad’s age. The move is to marry him. It’s 2017 and women are more powerful than ever. Initiate the marriage and once it’s sealed, file for divorce and get half of whatever shit he has left plus alimony and possibly child support since you’re so much younger than him. This sounds fucked up but keep in mind that money will always outlast humans and especially outlast love. Feelings are terrible things to carry around and they influence poor decision making. In a world this fucked up, you need to be ice cold. Like Antarctica cold. Colder than a 7/11 slurpee. You’re a debt slave anyway so you might as well do anything to reach the top of the pyramid scheme anyway lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on All The Dudes In Spain Are Wearing Jorts And I Don’t Hate It

    I see what you’ve been doing here you piece of shit. when you take that bullshit cryptic code sequence in your comment and convert it to binary code, it represents a message in English that reads “Suck Satan’s cock, sell your soul to him. God is money and money is God, money is backed by nothing but faith now and it will be valued most by the faithless”

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on It's Appalling And Outrageous That I'm Being Asked To Do Actual Work At My Place Of Work

    Buy shares of solid companies that you personally would want to invest in that have good upside 5-10 years from now. Then, trade on put options where you essentially bet that a share price will not fall below a certain price (you’re goal is to monetize off the fear of other investors). If the stock price keeps growing, sell your puts before they expire and reap a nice paycheck if you do this continually. Even is you lose and the the stock price falls below your betted amount, you will essentially have the cash reserves already in place and you can then buy the shares of a company that you would otherwise want to own shares in. As long as you have the cash reserves in your account to cover the current share price of the stock you exceeded a put against, you technically won’t lose, you just won’t gain a solid “paycheck” from that particular bet but you will own more shares in a company you would want to invest in which would increase your marketshare and potentially lower your average cost. You wouldn’t have to work again if you bet smart in good stock and then reinvest the money back in once your expenses are paid for. Beat the system Duda, beat it like like Michael Jackson’s hit single on Thriller and wear white gloves everywhere too

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on The Necessary Evil That Is Dressing Up For Halloween As A Male

    People are depreciating assets and highly volatile and typically have a negative net worth in terms of cash flow. I’m bearish on investing in a costume to acquire shares of a women’s attention. I am however bullish on hosting a party at a low cost rent location and charging at the door for your services and real estate space but keeping it at a lower cost than the downtown scene to then reinvest that money in said real estate space/rent lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Dudes Doing Business: Apple's Announcement + Investment Advice

    I’ll explain further, I’m typically not a fan of investing in individual credit card corporations but with the IPAY index, you can invest early in a technology that hasn’t fully caught on yet. Mobile payments will provide anonymity on transactions via a block chain influenced method (almost like Bitcoin) but with the use of “tokenization” which is a temporary transaction token ID that doesn’t reveal the typical payment information that most transactions require. Companies like Apple, (alphabet) Android, and Samsung provide the mobile payment ecosystems but those payment methods such as Apple Pay still require a legitimate credit card/debit card tied to it. This brings us back to IPAY which will see large growth once these mobile payment ecosystems and payment methods catch on more. You would be able to leave your credit cards and debit cards and even your cash at home without risking ID theft and phishing scams or even physical robbery because none of that personal information is required to be shared due to the tokenization. Mobile payments are quickly becoming the future of commerce no matter where you are.

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Dudes Doing Business: Apple's Announcement + Investment Advice

    In terms of mobile payments being the future of commerce and transactioning since it will most likely replace cash and even credit/debit cards, invest in IPAY which is an index fund that holds all of the major credit card companies who have implemented mobile payment options. This allows you to own more shares at a lower price as opposed to buying individual company shares at a higher share price

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on Dudes Doing Business: Apple's Announcement + Investment Advice

    Instead of investing in Apple at a high share price, invest in the smaller companies who’s tech is implemented in the devices. Also, the majority of Apple’s profits comes from one product (iPhones) it’s not a good long term play anymore unless they can diversify revenue streams on products. Invest in water, Tencent, Shopify, and stocks outside of US markets to completely diversify. Even if you have a diverse portfolio of holdings, if they are all in the US, that’s still having all your eggs on the same truck rather than the same basket

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  • Nived_Neirbo 7 years ago on My First (And Last) Threesome

    Why settle for a threesome when you can work your way up the corporate ladder to attend the clandestine orgy porno parties with the elites who get all drugged out and wear expensive masks after a 5 course meal and some expensive wine? Never settle lol

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