Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.
Not being able to stream the 100th episode because the bar wifi is terrible. PGP.
Finally admitting you’re addicted to cigarettes. PGP.
I sharted in the shower this morning. My body is officially falling apart. PGP.
Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.