Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on I Started Drinking Coffee And Now I Can't Stop Closing Name checks out 51 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Let's Break Down Nickelback's Studio Refrigerator *than 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Throwback Thursday: Wild On! With Brooke Burke E! was so much better back then 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on A Timeline Of My Girlfriend’s Diet Destroying Our Relationship Name checks out 66 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on A Realistic Backstory For The Guy Who Trolled For Ass In My Neighborhood's NextDoor App This feels like something Nived would write 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on The 2017 Lacrosse All-Name Team Has Been Announced And It's Dripping With Success Pictures included? 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Sleep Experts Say We're Starting Work Way Too Early My old job had a 9:30-7:30 schedule. Believe me it’s much, much worse. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Saying Goodbye To Boston: Back At Home All in on the Cavs +3 today 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on My 3 Biggest Christmas Gift Giving Failures As A Boyfriend I think the official name is “drunk driving” 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Rating The Awkward Interactions I Had While Meeting My Girlfriend’s Extended Family Comment of the week Bill 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Can you blame her? Those nachos look pretty bomb though 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on How To Make a Great Impression At Your Company Christmas Party God damnit I missed Gil. Laughed audibly in the bathroom stall while reading that and I don’t care who heard me. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Interview for a promotion last week. Received an email informing me HR will "reach out this week." It's now Friday. No word. PGP. Did we apply for the same job? 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Kate Upton Is Going In On The MLB After Justin Verlander Lost The Cy Young Really knows how to stretch out a sweater 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on A Look Back On The Worst Pickup Lines I've Ever Used I used to use “Sorry I can’t hear you, maybe if you pull your shirt down a little…” Not a great success rate but my friends thought it was hilarious. 37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on 21 Side Jobs To Help You Get Some Money To Blow On The Weekends Sports gambling is the way to go. Till you have an 0/7 college football Saturday and the only way to make rent next month is to win it all back the next weekend. 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on My city is going absolutely batshit over the Cubs. I'm a Twins fan. PGP. Tribe in 5. (Probably not but a guy can dream) 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Confessions Of An Indecisive Beer Orderer I’m at a bw3 taking a late lunch as I read this. 26 beers on tap. 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Being too low level to get a stand-up desk. Probably why he’s still so low level 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Mr_Selfish 8 years ago on Skip The Bars And Go To A House Party This Weekend House Party > Bars And its not close 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Name checks out
*than
E! was so much better back then
Name checks out
This feels like something Nived would write
Pictures included?
My old job had a 9:30-7:30 schedule. Believe me it’s much, much worse.
All in on the Cavs +3 today
I think the official name is “drunk driving”
Comment of the week Bill
Those nachos look pretty bomb though
God damnit I missed Gil. Laughed audibly in the bathroom stall while reading that and I don’t care who heard me.
Did we apply for the same job?
Really knows how to stretch out a sweater
I used to use “Sorry I can’t hear you, maybe if you pull your shirt down a little…”
Not a great success rate but my friends thought it was hilarious.
Sports gambling is the way to go. Till you have an 0/7 college football Saturday and the only way to make rent next month is to win it all back the next weekend.
Tribe in 5. (Probably not but a guy can dream)
I’m at a bw3 taking a late lunch as I read this. 26 beers on tap.
Probably why he’s still so low level
House Party > Bars
And its not close