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Life is hard. One of the biggest problems is living on a tight budget. Rent prices keep climbing, salaries don’t climb at all, and fun times with your friends get more and more expensive. If you find yourself looking for some supplemental income, look no further, because I have some great suggestions for you.
1. Drive an Uber
You’ve probably hauled around your drunk friends before for free, so why not do it and make some cash? Work those surge prices.
2. Spin signs
Throw in some headphones and dance around with a sign on the corner, because we all really care about some furniture store’s liquidation sale.
3. Be a brand ambassador
If you don’t know if your social media is annoying enough, just start marketing some tea or some clothes and you’ll be top-level obnoxious in no time.
4. Sell essential oils
So natural. Works miracles.
5. Sell stuff on Etsy
Can you paint coolers? Knit? Anything crafty? Go cash in on your talents.
6. Sell kitchen knives
I actually made a shit ton of money doing this.
7. Sell makeup, fake nails, smoothies, workout plans
Win that pink Cadillac.
8. Sell LinkedIn endorsements
Are your friends desperate? Well for just $20, you can verify their skills at Excel, public speaking, event planning, and research.
9. Sell drugs
Worked for Pablo Escobar.
10. Deliver food
Work nights after being at the office all day. Maybe you’ll make some decent tips or walk in on some people shooting a video that conveniently need a pizza boy.
11. Be a bouncer
Just don’t do this:
12. Work at an after-school program
I’ve heard from some people that this is highly-effective birth control.
It’s actually a lot of fun. Trust me.
14. Give lessons
Whether it’s piano, golf, tennis, baseball, guitar, or teaching old people how to work computers, do it.
Everyone knows you can strategically gain a lot of money from sports gambling, just make sure you go to mybookie.ag.
16. Breed animals
The real redneck strategy here is to buy animals at the stock sale that are already pregnant. But if you don’t have the facilities to have a bunch of goats running around, then you may need to stick to cats and dogs. Seriously, have you seen puppy prices? Cash flow.
17. Ask random strangers to Venmo you
It’s worked before.
18. Rob a bank
Just make sure you practice on Grand Theft Auto a few times.
Take those clothes off and shake what your mama gave ya.
20. Work part-time on the weekends
You can wait tables, bag groceries, or sell electronics. It’s all the same. Cash.
21. Write for PGP
Best damn job I’ve ever had..