Supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. I am the liquor. In real life, I'm the dead eyed 20 something who desperately wants to spit in your food and tell you to go fuck yourself.
I think any type of post graduate education makes you weird(er) and feel like you don’t shit about shit. At least that’s how I feel now that I’m in grad school.
Pretty sure everyone’s been guilty of drunkenly belting the “bah bah bah” part of Sweet Caroline at least once. If not you’re probably a Mormon or you’re a total liar.
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I think any type of post graduate education makes you weird(er) and feel like you don’t shit about shit. At least that’s how I feel now that I’m in grad school.
Damn straight.
There’s always more of a product in the back of your place of work. That’s what makes it so magical.
Pretty sure everyone’s been guilty of drunkenly belting the “bah bah bah” part of Sweet Caroline at least once. If not you’re probably a Mormon or you’re a total liar.
The picture for number 5 scares me.
Is that doo doo?
Beautifully done.
#7-9 all day, every day. The classic “Is life passing me by?” is also a recurring episode.
This guy won at the Internet because of these tweets.
Can we get the perspective of Gil’s coworkers? I would love to hear how much shit they talk about him when he’s not around.
Really? I heard some news today that shook me to my core. Ready? Brace yourselves now, the sky is also blue and the grass is green. Crazy right?
Yeah I could but…not happening.
Evil Dead anyone? Just the first one, the other two killed the series for me.
Chin up, Champ. You got this.
You forgot Surge.
Amen to that. Firstborns smartest? I call bullshit.
Who the fuck DOESN’T find farts funny?
Shit, everything on the news is depressing as all get out these days. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.
All hail Karl Welzein.
Starting and ending with novelty songs? I like your style, Brian.