Supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. I am the liquor. In real life, I'm the dead eyed 20 something who desperately wants to spit in your food and tell you to go fuck yourself.
The ever classic “this chair is making my ass hurt” thought is usually the one that goes through my head the most or “what the fuck stinks so bad?” thought too when it comes to the waiting room.
Ahh Millsaps. Where you have to be weird, rich, or smart as fuck to get in or at least a combination of two of three of those things in order to attend.
I whole heartedly agree. It’s also a very expensive purgatory. But if it’s your money you’re spending, it kinda lights a fire under your ass to make good grades.
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Glad to see my major isn’t at the top of the low earning majors portion.
That was beautiful. Shakespearean mixed with a touch of Louis C. K. really. This guy must’ve been an English major.
Damn. This cuts deep. You took no prisoners man.
Johnny Marr was also in the Cribs too Knox. Awesome uk rock band.
The ever classic “this chair is making my ass hurt” thought is usually the one that goes through my head the most or “what the fuck stinks so bad?” thought too when it comes to the waiting room.
Well fuck
Lil Boosies the ratchet or VIC’s the wobble are two fun ones to get your drank and dance on to.
What about making phone calls whilst dropping a deuce? Would that be multitasking or no?
Ooh that grad school one cuts deep.
You forgot “jerking off furiously to the thought of banging” status.
Driving pledges? Shouldn’t that be the other way around Knox?
Ahh Millsaps. Where you have to be weird, rich, or smart as fuck to get in or at least a combination of two of three of those things in order to attend.
Like the song PMW goes, it apparently is all you need. But that would be getting into semantics and I don’t have all day for that.
I whole heartedly agree. It’s also a very expensive purgatory. But if it’s your money you’re spending, it kinda lights a fire under your ass to make good grades.
This article should be retitled “Things white people do on Social Media”.
Easily it’s Jordan Hare stadium in Auburn, Alabama for me. Tiny ass stalls with one ply toilet paper that leaves you with the dreaded shit finger.
Easy, American Aquarium for 5 k. Damn good Americana for that cheap is hard to come by.
And boom goes the dynamite.
I love flatizzas too but that’s a little excessive. People like that grind my gears.
I like to think of myself as the Jordan Belfort of smoothie slinging so yes.