“My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.” -Patrick Bateman. PGP.
Going from idolizing Patrick Bateman to empathizing with him. PGP.
Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.
At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.
You can tell a lot about a man from his shoes. Like how often he poops at work. PGP.
My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.
I spend more time researching Ebola than doing my job. PGP.