It will take me approximately 157 years at my current salary to earn what 21 year old Jordan Speith has earned so far in 2015. PGP
I go on vacation tomorrow. I mentally checked out yesterday. PGP
So tired this morning that I couldn’t type my password right and locked myself out. PGP.
My Tinder hook up asked me to delete Tinder.PGP
Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.
College ruined my life.
Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.
Today in the middle of a meeting I dropped my pen on purpose, just to feel alive again. It was a rush. PGP.