Got asked in an interview what I’m passionate about and I’ve never been so stumped in my life. PGP.

The whole gang got back together this weekend, didn’t pass out in my own tuxedo this time. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

First business trip with the new job, and I get bedbugs. PGP.

I thought losing my fantasy playoff matchup was depressing, then I showed up to work on Monday. PGP.

My condom stash is expired. PGP.

Minimizing your group chat at the right time by knowing the sound of everyone in the office’s footsteps. PGP.

We’ve officially run out of generic tums and ibuprofen in the office medicine closet. I’m the only one who ever goes in there.. PGP.

One screen shows Skype conference presentation, other screen watching Tiger’s comeback! PGP.

Not getting nominated for the annual office holiday award. PGP.