My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.

Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.

One of the partners brought me along with him to a college basketball game, so as a thanks I bought him a beer. He didn’t want it. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Living by the phone call policy: if it’s important, they’ll leave a voicemail or send an email. PGP.

My boss tried to argue with me that Wisconsin is in the eastern time zone. Twice. PGP.

My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.

My usual headphones and my back-up set both broke this morning. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.