Would you like to work in the Oil Industry? Follow me on twitter and I’ll get you in touch with someone who can hook it up. That goes for the rest of you postgrads as well.
Okay I’m going to say this as diplomatically as I can, which I’m sure will be misconstrued…
Could’ve been worse. Yes, this guy is obviously a creep, but all he wants is boobs in his face while he’s contemplating who to draft in the third round. Yes it’s degrading to women and no he shouldn’t have gone to Craigslist where the whole world can see… but if he would’ve hired two escorts and told them the exact same thing privately, then his fantasy draft might be the place to be haha
The grass is always greener my friend. Most fat people have big calves because their muscles have to push all of that weight around all day. I thank God everyday that my calves are average sized
As someone who was raised catholic, absolutely I support this. I also say a private prayer for a fresh batch of chicken, switched out right as it’s my turn to order. Mmmmmmm
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This article is literally my new home page. Done
This is hilarious… Don’t try to be sneaky!
haha the coworker had several reasons not to go out with me lol
Would you like to work in the Oil Industry? Follow me on twitter and I’ll get you in touch with someone who can hook it up. That goes for the rest of you postgrads as well.
God Damn you Knox I fucking love you. I will only be hitting on 30 year olds tonight
Somebody check out The Heart Attack Grill in Dallas.
Got it nevermind. I’m ashamed to say that is the first time I’ve ever heard Madonna. I’m a worthless asshole
What song is that? I’m failing at Google right now
Throw in a hard hat and you’re all set haha
Okay I’m going to say this as diplomatically as I can, which I’m sure will be misconstrued…
Could’ve been worse. Yes, this guy is obviously a creep, but all he wants is boobs in his face while he’s contemplating who to draft in the third round. Yes it’s degrading to women and no he shouldn’t have gone to Craigslist where the whole world can see… but if he would’ve hired two escorts and told them the exact same thing privately, then his fantasy draft might be the place to be haha
Funniest article you’ve written Brian, I LOVE IT!!
How cool would it be to see Johnny and Tim Tebow on the same SEC broadcast in a couple years? You heard it here first
Ignore the boos, they normally come from the cheap seats
31 and 47. LOVE IT!!!!
I was literally about to comment something similar. Gotta email yourself those pictures and delete them off your camera roll
The grass is always greener my friend. Most fat people have big calves because their muscles have to push all of that weight around all day. I thank God everyday that my calves are average sized
Sad how true this is 🙁
No excuses play like a champion.
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1 out of 15 chance right? Lol
Pack of cigs… GENIUS!! I tip my hat to you sir.
As someone who was raised catholic, absolutely I support this. I also say a private prayer for a fresh batch of chicken, switched out right as it’s my turn to order. Mmmmmmm