Boss described my job as “holding down the fort.” PGP.

Stopped by at a bagel shop this morning and found out the bagel wasn’t toasted after I got to the office. PGP.

Our vendors have decided to double the cost for everything because my manager is a poor relationship manager. PGP.

Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.

New guy’s name is Brady…he’s a complete Todd. PGP.

I’ve texted more with my boss in the last two days than anyone else. PGP.