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Do Not Grocery Shop After Getting Lit Up On Cold Brew Coffee And Joe Rogan

I Go To The Grocery Store Almost Every Day Now And I Can’t Decide If It’s A Problem Or Not

These $425 Fake Muddy Jeans Are Cool If You Enjoy Fake Mud On Your Jeans

Confessions Of A Dave & Buster’s Advanced Player

Nobody Wants To Watch That ‘Hilarious’ YouTube Video You Found So Stop Asking

Steph Curry Gets In The Zone By Cleaning His Garage Because He’s A Dad And That’s What Dads Do

Existential Crises. PGP.

This Guy’s Account Of All The Hot Girls He’s Dated Is The Douchiest, Most Self-Inflated Piece I’ve Ever Read

When you want to relive the college years, but you’re getting older.

Morning Coffee Thoughts 3/31