Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.

“… at your earliest convenience.” PGP.

My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.

The best part of my Friday was finding out my credit score went up 5 points. PGP.

“Happy Friday, someone in your call center gave the building bed bugs” PGP.

Bumble swipes in traffic. PGP.

I actually like my boss. It’s my coworkers that make me want to drive off a cliff daily. PGP.

Tax refund spent. Haven’t even filed yet. PGP.

Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.

When you get cut out of the “work friends” picture because you are the new girl. PGP.