manifestmillennial

Full-time funny man, self-proclaimed thought leader and Avid Golfer

Member Since 08/05/2016

The old women in the cubicle next to me is singing along with Christmas music and I’m super hungover. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Hamilton sucked. I want my rent money back. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Burned my bagel this morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

This Person Who Started A Wedding Hashtag Business Is Disgustingly Millennial

Millennials Would Rather Go On Vacation Than Get Engaged Which Proves We Aren’t A Bunch Of Idiots

Finally broke a 6 month dry spell. Woke up more sore than I’ve been in 6 months. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

An Honest Breakdown Of The Unrealistic Dos And Don’ts Of Bachelor Parties

Man With Very Baller Backyard Is Engaging In The Greatest HOA Battle Of All-Time

I Drank Scotch At A Cigar Bar By Myself Saturday Night

Someone Please Buy Rodney Dangerfield’s Yacht From ‘Caddyshack’