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Morning Coffee Thoughts 3/31

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

DEAL CLOSERS ONLY. I WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR. EVERYBODY ELSE EITHER PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO #DCO NATION IMMEDIATELY OR GET OUT. THIS MIND FUEL IS TO BE CONSUMED BY CITIZENS OF #DCO NATION AND NO ONE ELSE. NOW THAT WE’VE MADE THAT VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION, IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, BITCHES. IT’S FRIDAY UP IN THIS SHIT. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AT YOUR DESK AND POUND YOUR CHEST AND MAKE GORILLA NOISES. YOU’RE AN ANIMAL, BABY. ACT LIKE IT. GRUNT LIKE TIM THE TOOLMAN TAYLOR TO LET YOUR COWORKERS KNOW YOU’RE THE ALPHA ON THE BLOCK.

PUT ON FOR YOUR CITY AND MAKE IT RAIN THIS WEEKEND.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Tight shit going down this weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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