Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Why Ex-Athletes Need To Land A Sales Job

The World Needs Desk Jockeys, Too

Don’t Be Afraid To Ask For Help

My Neighbor’s Perfection Leaves Me Full Of Jealousy

How To Win Over Your Father-In-Law From A Guy Who’s Done It

A Wino’s Review Of A Shitty Bottle Of Wine

Here’s Conor McGregor Raising All Kinds Of Hell And It Has Nothing To Do With The Election

Here’s Everywhere You’ll Be Able To (Legally) Smoke Weed Now That The Election Is Over

Big Gay Ice Cream And My Trip To A Pop-Up Weed Garden In Philadelphia

The Spectre Of Making New Friends