Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Why You Should Keep Your Mustache, From A Girl’s Perspective

I Got Hammered By Myself Last Weekend

How Hipster Scum Made Me Realize How Much I Hate Driving

I’m Giving It Hell This Thanksgiving

To The Little Fucks Who Rang My Doorbell And Ran Off Last Night

Well, Friendsgiving Ended At The Strip Club Again

Every Guy You’ll See At the Bar The Night Before Thanksgiving

Don’t Forget About The Infamous ‘Star Wars’ Holiday Special, Which Truly Sucked

Pour Decisions: A Wino’s Review Of A Random Bottle Of Rosé She Found In Her Fridge

How I Bounce Back From Letting The Office Down