Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

My Night In Mexico With A Guy Twenty Years My Senior

My Gun Club Is A Home Away From Home

That Time Grad School Seemed Like A Good Idea

My Biggest Goal In Life Is To Just Be Left Alone

We Don’t Want To Grow Up (But We Probably Should)

Man Divorces Wife After She Snapchats Wedding, Really Wasn’t Kidding When He Told Her Not To Snapchat Wedding

It’s Time To Just Worry About Yourself

Treat Yourself To A Lunch Nap

John Daly Once Crushed Five Cold Ones At The Turn During A PGA Tour Round

Ordering Food Is Ruining My Life