Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

I’m Afraid Of The Man I’ll Become When I Go Back For Homecoming

My Days As A Night Owl Are Numbered And It Scares The Hell Out Of Me

Chronicles Of The Night Shift

A Plausible Tale Of How The Second Debate Could Have Ended

I’m In Desperate Need Of A Financial Advisor To Save Me From Myself

God Damn It, I’m So Hungry

Everybody Needs A Tradition To Look Forward To

A Guy Who Used To Be in Blink-182 Sent Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Emails About Aliens

7 Reasons To Sign Up For A Run Today

The 5 Stages Of Your Golf Round Turning To Shit