Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

The Uncertain Moments Are What Makes Life Exciting

Getting Older Has Made Me Soft

Let’s Break Down Nickelback’s Studio Refrigerator

What Do You Do When You Lose Your Group’s Glue?

A Timeline Of My Girlfriend’s Diet Destroying Our Relationship

Mickey Moniak’s Buddy Becomes Gold Standard Friend After Getting An Ass Tat Of His Signature

A Realistic Backstory For The Guy Who Trolled For Ass In My Neighborhood’s NextDoor App

The Fucking Dentist, Man

A Dude’s Breakdown of Week 2 Of “The Bachelor”

What’s For Dinner?