Can’t stay awake you say? Why don’t you give my buddy Skinny a call, and ask him for some of that Bolivian Marching Powder. Won’t fall asleep for at least 12 hours, according to what I’ve . . . heard from friends.
I used to be a teacher. Just imagine getting paid shit, AND having to take all the shit from self-righteous, ignorant, and naive parents because your administration is a bunch of spineless jerkoffs. Like I said, I used to teach. No mas.
I’ll review the podcast when Musk sits down for an interview. Consider the gauntlet laid down, Dave, Madison, and Joe. Ball’s in all y’all’s court now.
Honestly, it would be much more like the real world if let us way down. Think about it. How often do you get your hopes up that something is going to go your way, only to get crushed by the shittiness of reality, and then just look for an answer to your troubles at the bottom of a bottle? *Steel guitar twangs* (OR ALTERNATIVELY) *Sad Trombone*
I fell ass-backwards into my AKC registered, field-tested, amazeballs Black Lab named KC. A doctor couldn’t keep her anymore after he sent her to hunt school and had her registered, so he gave her to me. She’s just a little gal, only around 55 pounds, but waaaay to smart for her own good. I took an internship away from home, so she lives with mom and dad on the acreage, and she loves it, but misses hunting pheasants as much as she used to. Still gets super jacked when I throw the shock collar on her, because she knows that its time to go to ‘work’ and retrieve birds. And yes this was definitely a humble brag about my dog, for which I will NOT apologize. (before anyone bitches me out, she’s so well-trained, the battery’s been dead in the collar for two years, she responds to whistle and voice commands. The collar is just her signal that she’s gonna go do what she loves.)
Told my better half we wouldn’t be visiting any strippers when I took my buddy out on his bach. party. Actually didn’t go to any strip clubs during said bar crawl. PGP
Hide this ish right now. My finance is looking around for more weird shit to (seemingly) blow money on for our big day, and I don’t wanna take the chance that she’ll stumble onto this. Sweetheart, if you’re reading this: Please No!!!
Advertise
We’re allowed to say ‘fuck’ on the interwebz
Risky Click of the Day: Thwarted by the IT filters. I’m sort of bummed out, sort of embarrassed, but mostly relieved.
Columbian Necktie. Psy-Ops, baby.
MY BOYS NEED A HOME, JERRY!
Can’t stay awake you say? Why don’t you give my buddy Skinny a call, and ask him for some of that Bolivian Marching Powder. Won’t fall asleep for at least 12 hours, according to what I’ve . . . heard from friends.
I used to be a teacher. Just imagine getting paid shit, AND having to take all the shit from self-righteous, ignorant, and naive parents because your administration is a bunch of spineless jerkoffs. Like I said, I used to teach. No mas.
I hate all the dense motherfuckers that don’t see the comedy in your conspiracy theories.
I’ll review the podcast when Musk sits down for an interview. Consider the gauntlet laid down, Dave, Madison, and Joe. Ball’s in all y’all’s court now.
Boom Roasted
She’s an absolute tigress in the sack. Its the only logical conclusion that can be drawn from the evidence given.
Honestly, it would be much more like the real world if let us way down. Think about it. How often do you get your hopes up that something is going to go your way, only to get crushed by the shittiness of reality, and then just look for an answer to your troubles at the bottom of a bottle? *Steel guitar twangs* (OR ALTERNATIVELY) *Sad Trombone*
Own those mistakes.
I fell ass-backwards into my AKC registered, field-tested, amazeballs Black Lab named KC. A doctor couldn’t keep her anymore after he sent her to hunt school and had her registered, so he gave her to me. She’s just a little gal, only around 55 pounds, but waaaay to smart for her own good. I took an internship away from home, so she lives with mom and dad on the acreage, and she loves it, but misses hunting pheasants as much as she used to. Still gets super jacked when I throw the shock collar on her, because she knows that its time to go to ‘work’ and retrieve birds. And yes this was definitely a humble brag about my dog, for which I will NOT apologize. (before anyone bitches me out, she’s so well-trained, the battery’s been dead in the collar for two years, she responds to whistle and voice commands. The collar is just her signal that she’s gonna go do what she loves.)
No, because he wants to be Roy McAvoy
there must be some mistake, that’s Randy Randleman up there.
Told my better half we wouldn’t be visiting any strippers when I took my buddy out on his bach. party. Actually didn’t go to any strip clubs during said bar crawl. PGP
Rolling @ “Rick Astley Looking Motherfucker”
Please keep us posted, because now I’m genuinely curious. To quote the great (fake) Sean Connery, “All the ruse aside, Trebek, DOES IT WORK?!”
Hide this ish right now. My finance is looking around for more weird shit to (seemingly) blow money on for our big day, and I don’t wanna take the chance that she’ll stumble onto this. Sweetheart, if you’re reading this: Please No!!!
YOU’RE MY BOY, BLUE