It’s all about the tuxedo t-shirt. You can get a used one online for $5 – $7 but I highly recommend getting a new one for $10 – $15. You’ll be happier in the long run
I was a hand model for a few weeks back in the day. Constant hand strengthening sessions and I had to wear these weird latex gloves constantly. My boss was a real dick too. As far as hand jobs go it was pretty rough.
I did a marathon this weekend too. I prepared a nice pasta dinner, stretched myself out on the couch and watched every season of Parks and Rec #winning
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You’re high as a fucking kite!
Nice sign me up!
It’s pronouced Faj – Eye -Ta
Uncle Rick is gonna hit that
THE SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN
I guess what you saw didn’t affect your appetite
“I don’t like to brag about having sex” ….. lies
THE PLOT THICKENS
“This is one of the great moments in the history of baseball” -Gary Cohen
Damn right, Gary
It’s all about the tuxedo t-shirt. You can get a used one online for $5 – $7 but I highly recommend getting a new one for $10 – $15. You’ll be happier in the long run
The ranch dressing will get ya
Yeah bro that’s the point
I was a hand model for a few weeks back in the day. Constant hand strengthening sessions and I had to wear these weird latex gloves constantly. My boss was a real dick too. As far as hand jobs go it was pretty rough.
I’ll wear my mustard stained Vinny Testaverde jersey while eating nachos and drinking bud heavy all I want DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
It’s only a matter of time until the rich grandparents of instagram account is created. Grandma on a gold segway #ridindirty
How da heck do you eat soup with a fork?!
I am a better person for reading this. As the kids say, Namaste bro
I did a marathon this weekend too. I prepared a nice pasta dinner, stretched myself out on the couch and watched every season of Parks and Rec #winning
You’re the guy that makes girls realize they need to get their life together