Went on a date in my home town with a girl from high school. The bartender was my dad’s best friend and the only other couple there was my neighbors. PGP.

Trying to figure out the socially acceptable time to start drinking at the family Christmas party. PGP.

One of my work friends got engaged today meanwhile I fucked my ex. PGP.

Celebrating my first official day of break by updating my resume and writing cover letters. It’s getting wild. PGP.

Old enough for wrinkles, young enough for acne. PGP.

Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.

I feel like all the girls I know made a pact to get married within the same year. PGP.

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.