When a networking event turns into a date. PGP.

Putting in for use-or-lose PTO and getting denied. PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.

Boss just asked me if I owned a YouTube. PGP.

You know you’re getting old when your friends all start having planned pregnancies. PGP.

Accidentally submitted a column as a wall post. PGP.

Went with my pops to meet his coworkers at local dive, ended up shacking with his secretary. PGP.