Answering as a married dude with kid. Would answer differently 5 years ago on some of these
Q1) Shower in morning and after gym. Manscape 2x week, one of those almost always Friday (odds of sex 20x higher for weekend). Mix it up a down there sometimes to keep things fresh.
Q2) Only if I miss a Friday and get a surprise bj. Thats because there’s a lot less of them post baby and im trying to keep that from disappearing altogether.
Q3) Not at all.
Q4) N/A
Q5) Don’t and haven’t except with an ex who made it clear she was into rough stuff. Ended up being a massive red flag.
Q6) Almost never. Porn has desensitized most of us. Wake up hard every morning tho since like 12 years old. Haven’t said the word boner in a decade.
Q7) I’d pick sex gun to my head. Comes down to me being a big fan of getting her off while I get off. When it happens at the same time it’s next level. Also don’t like to just sit there.
Q8) A bad BJ is painful and has happened a few times in my past. Its a huge let down. Never stopped me from sex after tho. Not sure I’ve had bad sex, but I was way less into it one time than the other person and it was awkward.
Q9) Intense for 10 seconds. Then the most calm and relaxed you’ve ever been.
Zillow is good for looking at mansions you can never afford and that’s about it. Get a realtor, get on listingbook…especially in high competition areas.
Tied directly to what I do for a living. It’s another climate change prognostication that may or may not have some merit way down the road. They (farmers) can switch from Arabica to Robusta coffee worst case scenario. Taste’s crappier but it grows in warmer climates.
In reality: probably not gonna happen as quickly as they say it will.
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Answering as a married dude with kid. Would answer differently 5 years ago on some of these
Q1) Shower in morning and after gym. Manscape 2x week, one of those almost always Friday (odds of sex 20x higher for weekend). Mix it up a down there sometimes to keep things fresh.
Q2) Only if I miss a Friday and get a surprise bj. Thats because there’s a lot less of them post baby and im trying to keep that from disappearing altogether.
Q3) Not at all.
Q4) N/A
Q5) Don’t and haven’t except with an ex who made it clear she was into rough stuff. Ended up being a massive red flag.
Q6) Almost never. Porn has desensitized most of us. Wake up hard every morning tho since like 12 years old. Haven’t said the word boner in a decade.
Q7) I’d pick sex gun to my head. Comes down to me being a big fan of getting her off while I get off. When it happens at the same time it’s next level. Also don’t like to just sit there.
Q8) A bad BJ is painful and has happened a few times in my past. Its a huge let down. Never stopped me from sex after tho. Not sure I’ve had bad sex, but I was way less into it one time than the other person and it was awkward.
Q9) Intense for 10 seconds. Then the most calm and relaxed you’ve ever been.
You missed the most important step: Switch to Michelob Ultra. It gives you that “Athletic” vibe without doing anything more than 12oz curls.
Short trading week, then golf weekend upcoming at the Alma Mater. Summer’s here boys and girls.
Really in* to you.
If she’s really you it won’t matter in the end. Shooters shoot, writers write. Go all in.
Stumbled my way into my own trading book, which has basically unlimited upside to my income in the future.
Thank you based cold brew.
Already been in for 45 minutes, once CC down and it’s gonna be 90 today in the northeast. I’m thinking I’m gonna duck out early.
Give Michigan to Canada.
Zillow is good for looking at mansions you can never afford and that’s about it. Get a realtor, get on listingbook…especially in high competition areas.
This type of in depth, hard-hitting brunch analysis is why DeFries is able to afford $300 coats.
This is a clown column bro.
Respect the hustle. Dude just wants fast cars and shoes.
Wifey sounds like trouble though.
And here I thought Chill DeBreeze was a man of the people.
Power move by Ben’s side-chicks there.
Tied directly to what I do for a living. It’s another climate change prognostication that may or may not have some merit way down the road. They (farmers) can switch from Arabica to Robusta coffee worst case scenario. Taste’s crappier but it grows in warmer climates.
In reality: probably not gonna happen as quickly as they say it will.
Pretty sure anyone who watched that show wanted to marry Karen.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.