Stopped a waitress walking with a tray of free fireball shots and took the entire tray off her hands. Can’t say I remember much after that but my buddy says I received a lifetime ban. Then again you need a tray of fireball to have fun at Illinois State.
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Insta game is on point though.
Have to give a co-best man speech for my brother and I have absolutely no idea what to say. Any advice would be great.
Did she confide that in you?
This makes me so happy I never had the pleasure of working in retail.
Only being able to afford economy seating #PGP
Would’ve just opened the door mid ride and jumped
Can’t wait to put myself out there to be left swiped by my generations elite.
Everything about flying sucks: no leg room, screaming kids, the middle seat. Pounding whiskey is the only enjoyable part.
This makes my incredibly average life seem not so bad
I just throw some shades on and act like no one can see me. If you ever get called out on it, just pull the oblivious card.
Snapchat saves all images sent. Cyberdust doesn’t, but then again no one uses Cyberdust.
KY jelly two for a dollar
Fan of the Chicago Bears? Sup?
I got a rocket arm and not even a slight mention of it.
Sounds like another object crossfit/vegan people will make a point to mention
Cut him some slack, people with CTE having memory problems
Time to show off how incredibly average I am.
Having to stretch before sex. PGP
Stopped a waitress walking with a tray of free fireball shots and took the entire tray off her hands. Can’t say I remember much after that but my buddy says I received a lifetime ban. Then again you need a tray of fireball to have fun at Illinois State.
He dropped me down because Darcy wouldn’t give him the whipped cream bikini