Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

Can’t tell if Tinder is broken or if no women within a 10 mile radius are interested in having sex with me. PGP.

Weekly computer troubleshooting phone calls from family because you work in IT. PGP.

1: “Why the shit do we have work tomorrow?” 2: “On the plus side, traffic will be light.” PGP.

The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.

Your fictional allergies “acting up” every time you’re noticeably hungover at work. PGP.

My “tax refund” this year is as depressing as the elevator ride up to my office every day. PGP.

1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.

Tindering your way through an entire staff meeting. PGP.

Taco Bell for breakfast because you were late for work. Taco Bell for dinner because you have no self respect. PGP.