Getting a whiff of the dark roast you had earlier when at the urinal. PGP.

Spending an extra 5-10 minutes in the stall after you’re done pooping just because you enjoy the silence. PGP.

Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

My life is way more Peter Gibbons than Jordan Belfort. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.

Actually having to check the expiration date on condoms before using them. PGP.

My coworkers put a fart machine in my office and then sent the hot intern in to see me for April Fools’ Day. PGP.